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RaHarakhte	Masonic Jokes	Lead	[-]
Posts: 3 Mar 22 04 8:30 AM Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Tags : None Anybody got any good Masonic jokes? I already heard the one about the lecture on Freemasonry at 1 in the morning..anyone got any others? Ra-Harakhte (I also have a really funny story about something that actually happened in a Lodge of my aquaintance, but I can only tell it to Master Masons, since it involves the Third Degree. If you wanna hear it, MMs, write to me privately.)
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HappyZealot	Re: Masonic Jokes	#1	[-]
Posts: 651 Mar 22 04 11:42 AM Master Mason Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	RaHarakhte, Are you a MM? Apply for a password to the tyled forums and share your humor with all the brethren. We all have funny lodge stories to share. Regards, Jarrod.
bubh(d)	Re: Masonic Jokes	#2	[-]
Posts: 12 Mar 22 04 1:50 PM Past Master (Mason) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	This is without malice....and I have been a PM for some 12 years. How many Masons does it take to change a light bulb? 7 (the perfect number of course) an EA to hold the later a FC to do the work a MM to oversee the work a Sec to take notes and 3 PMs to sit on the side and mutter though-out ..............."thats not the way it was done when I was Master....." This is a slight different version than the one on the board, so I'll let it stand on its own Bob
Vajranagini	Re: Masonic Jokes	#3	[-]
Posts: 74 Apr 8 04 7:49 AM Non-Mason Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Thank you, Bubh, that one was good. I have a funny Masonic story about "the lightbulb in the Lodge" that I read in "The Wyndham Warbler" an issue or two back which was just hilarious, but I can't find it! if I do, I will pass it along. Lilith M. Wine is strong, a king is stronger, women stronger still...but Truth shall conquer all!
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bertshouse	Re: Masonic Jokes	#4	[-]
Posts: 7 Apr 13 04 12:12 PM Master Mason PHA Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. Just before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had any last words. "Yes" came his reply, "I hate Masons!" "Why do you hate Masons?" asked the hangman. "The man I killed was a Mason," explained the murderer, "the sheriff who hunted me down was a Mason, the Prosecutor who tried my case was a Mason, the Judge who presided at the trial was a Mason, and all of the men on the jury who found me guilty and said I should be hanged were Masons!" "Is that all?" asked the hangman, " "Yes" replied the convicted murder. "Then you will advance one step with your left foot...." -Bro. Bertram Allen
HappyZealot	Re: Masonic Jokes	#5	[-]
Posts: 651 Apr 13 04 2:09 PM Master Mason Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	How many PMs does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He holds it in place, and the lodgeroom revolves around him.
kycougarman	Re: Masonic Jokes	#6	[-]
Posts: 1867 Apr 13 04 3:26 PM Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	I think you've just come up with a new definition of "spin" Jarrod
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